How The Second Life Achievement System Already Works
by Alphaville Herald on 12/08/09 at 7:51 am
See if you can collect all 50 achievements in Second Life!
by Tormented Twilight
UNHEALTHY OBSESSION: Played Second Life for 24 hours straight without sleep
NO FIRST LIFE: Played over 8000 hours of Second Life
GREASY KEYBOARD: Spilled food or drink on your keyboard while playing Second Life
GOLD FARMING: Make a million real dollars in Second Life
TROLLKIND Successfully troll someone in Second Life to the point where they bawww about it in a blog or forum
PROFESSIONAL BUILDER: Rez your first cube
STUMP A LINDEN Ask a Linden a question they can't answer (Bonus if its an easy one)
SENIORITY: Lord your rez date over someone else
CELEBRITY STATUS: Get featured in a blog article. (Your alt blogs don't count)
ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR: Blog about how great you are under an alt's name
BURNED: Have a graphics card burn out because of Second Life
CRASH TEST DUMMY: Crash 20 times while playing Second Life
BEAUTY QUEEN: Create an avatar that's as tall and thin as possible
GENDER BENDER: Create an avatar that's opposite your RL Gender, and pretend to actually be a member of the opposite sex.
SEX FOR SALE: Sell your virtual body for virtual money
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: Get someone to fall in love with you who is oblivious to the fact you're a member of the same sex. (bonus if you set up a meeting in real life and still haven't told them, double bonus if it still works out)
TATTLE TALE: File 100 Abuse Reports
PENIS POWER: Wear a ridiculously over-sized penis in a public PG area
B&: Get Banned for at least 24 hours
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY: Have at least 100 people on your friend's list
OMGOMGOMG: Start a nasty rumor/conspiracy and get at least 10 other people to freak out and spread it
FUR-EAKY: Have cybersex with something that isn't human or as something that isn't human…or both
EASY MARK: Fall for a scam and lose at least 5000 $L
LAND GRAB: Buy at least a 1024sqm plot on Mainland for only $1L
CON-ARTIST: Scam someone out of at least 2000$L
RED LIGHT: Have cybersex with at least 20 people
ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW: Accidentally demolish/delete one of your builds before you've saved a copy of it
NOOB 4 HIRE: Accept a building/scripting job even though you have no clue whatsoever how to build or script. (Bonus if you demand payment upfront)
THE COLONEL: Kill at least 20 Sion Chickens (your own don't count)
YARD SALE: Set out at least 10 items for sale in a public sandbox where it's obviously prohibited (bonus if you erect an entire store)
BURNING WALLET: Buy one item for at least 10,000$L
SHOP-A-HOLIC: Spend at least 100,000$L on virtual items
CHA-CHING: Sell one item for at least 10,000$L
MUSTACHE TWIRLER: Create a bank/stock scheme in Second Life, make at least 1,000,000$L in ill-gotten gains and get away with it
BAWWW: Get someone to cry about something in Second Life
DOPPLEGANGER: Copybot another avatar
LOLWUT: Witness an act of extreme idiocy in Second Life
WIZARD HAT: Play a Role-Playing Game in Second Life
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS: Get banned for attacking a Griefer (if you witness this happen to someone it counts as a LOLWUT achievement)
COLD TURKEY: Go a month without playing Second Life (doesn't count if you have no internet access)
NUKE: Crash a Sim intentionally. The method is up to you.
DRAMA QUEEN: Get involved in so much drama it gets blogged about
A SUCKER IS BORN: Pay for a freebie that everyone in Second Life but you already has
CLONE ARMY: Have at least 20 Alt Accounts
LANDLORD: Own at least 10 Sims and/or Private Islands.
RED HANDED: Get caught having cybersex on Second Life by your jealous spouse, bonus if it's with your pants down too
THE GAME: Create a Second Life account. Also, YOU LOST.
CUSTOMER APPRECIATION: Tell a Linden off personally. Use as much profanity as possible.
IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS: Get away with something by having a Linden as a friend
QUEERLY DEPARTED: Fake your own death in Second Life for attention
[reprinted from http://junkworld.weebly.com/achievements.html by permission of the author]
urizenus sklar
Aug 12th, 2009
I’d say I’ve already earned 90% of those. Getting the rest could be a grind.
Peter Stindberg
Aug 12th, 2009
I liked Kanomi Pikajuna’s parody of an achievement system she published some 2 weeks ago better.
Alyx Stoklitsky
Aug 12th, 2009
AW YEAH, LET’S POST OUR ‘CHIEVEMENTS!
GREASY KEYBOARD
TROLLKIND
PROFESSIONAL BUILDER
STUMP A LINDEN
CELEBRITY STATUS
CRASH TEST DUMMY
BEAUTY QUEEN
PENIS POWER
B&
OMGOMGOMG
CON-ARTIST
ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW
BAWWW
LOLWUT
NUKE
DRAMA QUEEN
THE GAME
CUSTOMER APPRECIATION
IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS
IntLibber Brautigan
Aug 12th, 2009
Uri,
I have the rest. Will trade for a copy of the book.
Coke
Aug 12th, 2009
Unhealthy Obsession
No first life
Greasy keyboard (can of redbull, coffee)
Professional builder
Stump a Linden (“why do you only temp-ban people after a copybot abuse report?”)
Celebrity status (writing a comic about content theft)
Burned (ran 2 monitors with 2 clients for days at a time)
Crash test dummy
Beauty queen
Sex for sale
Social butterfly (500+)
Easy mark (paid 20k to someone cos they said they desperately needed it; turns out he scams everyone like that)
Red light
One-man wrecking crew (returned my entire fucking sim a month ago when I turned on the auto-return lol)
Burning wallet
Shop-a-holic
Cha-ching (statue, 60k)
Don’t feed the trolls (only got banned for 1 hour – does that count??)
Cold turkey (about 12 months ago lol)
Drama queen (got blogged about for dedicating a whole sim to exposing content theft in SL)
A sucker is born
Customer appreciation (told off a Linden for talking in public chat when we were all investigating a case of stolen content)
It pays to have friends
Kiddoh
Aug 12th, 2009
Trollkind
Professional Builder
Stump a Linden
Celebrity Status
Burned
Crash Test Dummy
Dirty Little Secret
B&
OMGOMGOMG
Land Grab
Con-Artist
One-Man Wrecking Crew
Bawww
LOLWUT
Wizard Hat
Cold Turkey
Drama Queen
The Game
It Pays to Have Friends
MachineCode
Aug 13th, 2009
What’s the achievement for getting everything you’ve ever touched blacklisted?
At0m0 Beerbaum
Aug 13th, 2009
UNHEALTHY OBSESSION – back in ’07, never again.
TROLLKIND
PROFESSIONAL BUILDER
STUMP A LINDEN – not so much stumping, more like they couldn’t answer for technical reasons (that linden transparency I tells ya)
CELEBRITY STATUS – hurrrr
BURNED – came close, leaky caps.
CRASH TEST DUMMY (over 9000)
BEAUTY QUEEN (for the lulz)
GENDER BENDER (see trollkind)
PENIS POWER
B&
CON-ARTIST
ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW (hurr trashcan)
BAWWW
LOLWUT
WIZARD HAT (see trollkind)
COLD TURKEY
NUKE (lol beta grid)
DRAMA QUEEN (see trollkind again)
THE GAME
dickburns
Aug 13th, 2009
you forgot a “faggot” award in which one must simply log in without the intent to troll.
The COLONel
Aug 13th, 2009
killing those fucking chickens is the best past-time for anyone bored out of their mind at 4AM
hell it’s worth it just for the reaction of the owners, going on about how you’re a ruthless bastard for shooting a virtual chicken…
Archie Lukas
Aug 14th, 2009
First pic- is of Marty Feldman
can’t be arsed to do the rest
Jumpman Lane
Aug 16th, 2009
UNHEALTHY OBSESSION
very first day 5 may 07
NO FIRST LIFE
10 hours a day or i get cranky :p
GREASY KEYBOARD
shit who dont eat at the puter?
TROLLKIND
“In the case of Jumpman Lane, he should not have been allowed back. I’m puzzled why he was, in fact.
“He conitinues to grief, harass, bully, intimidate, inworld and out, sending obscene material, threatening, harassing, and keeping up this fake ghetto-blaster patter. I’ve AR’d him multiple times.”
-Prokofy Neva xstreet forums
PROFESSIONAL BUILDER
i built that Slut Mag Plaza
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj224/jumpmanlane/chillin_003.png
STUMP A LINDEN
Torley Linden: Expanding?
Jumpman Lane: just found it under debugs last night
Jumpman Lane: you done that yet?
Jumpman Lane: fom 1 gig to 3
dandellion Kimban: that can be done?
Jumpman Lane: in client
Torley Linden: No, which specific Debug Setting is that? I’m not sure offhand that would increase performance substantially. Need to check with our engineers.
SENIORITY
EVRYBOD HAS DONT THIS LMAO!
CELEBRITY STATUS
http://foo.secondlifeherald.com/slh/2009/01/the-return-of-jumpman-lane.html
CRASH TEST DUMMY
AGAIN EVERYBOD HAS
SEX FOR SALE
Tue. June 9th 3slt
The Virtual Vice Boys
( Slut Mag, SLCAMZ, H8 Motors, and Roadkill Tees)
present the Hard Core Porn Auction
Auctioned off will be the following:
The Slut Mag Staff
The Slut Mag Hot P*ssies (NEKOS!)
The SLCAMZ gals (including a CAM!)
The Bimbo Cheerleaders
Hard Rust himself
and Jump Lane too!
TATTLE TALE
[19:09] Jumpman Lane: im not wasitn any more time yappin with you people
[19:09] Coke Supply is Online
[19:09] Jumpman Lane: i got a zillion abuse reports to finish
PENIS POWER
HEHEHEHE ALLA TIME
B&
Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life Community Standards or Terms of Service.
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY
HEHEHEH OVER 100
OMGOMGOMG
The Redgrave Skin Scandal!
“Slut Magazine Smashes Celebrity Content Theft Ring: Mountainmeister’s Chelsea Malibu Caught with her Hand In Emilia Redgrave’s Cookie Jar” in this month’s issue of Jumpman Lane’s Slut Magazine!
RED LIGHT
HEHEHEH I AM JUMPMAN LANE
ONE-MAN WRECKING CREW
TWICE
BURNING WALLET
Posted By: Jumpman Lane at 2009-06-01 19:17:35 (has not purchased this item)
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i’m a huge fan (and happy owner) of a lotta jador products. i bought one of their palazzos and used it for a few months . spent 19k on that. wandered through this build and loved it. almost bought it twice. my problem with it is that i have most of the furniture in it already (boardroom set, couches lamps etc..) relegatin it all to inventory andnever ever usin it again seems too much of a waste. if you have the means and the prims buy it. its one of the hottest builds (other than a Juro Kothari custom) and def one of the best prefabs in sl. i lookforward to ther future releases.
SHOP-A-HOLIC
dont remind me
CHA-CHING
ads in slut mag to slcamz TWICE! hehehehe
Jumpman Lane
Aug 16th, 2009
hit post by mistake
CLONE ARMY
Jumpman Landesberg
Jumpman Lax
Jumpman Landar
Jumpman Drutman
Jumpman Zipper
Jumpman Kraus
etc etc
they are ALL meh!
THE GAME
Jumpman Lane
CUSTOMER APPRECIATION
Amber Linden: Jumpman is there a problem?
Jumpman Lane: blah blah blah shadow who cares what you’ve seen
Dakota Schwade: The trouble child with the Language gadget is gone.
Jumpman Lane: ask shadow
Amber Linden: I’m asking YOU
Jumpman Lane: see here i just came to the office hours
Jumpman Lane: and ive bitten my tounge way more than is my wont
Amber Linden: That’s what I was hoping … but it sounded differently
Jumpman Lane: tell that tard shadow to lay off and there wont be any promlems from me
Amber Linden: Jumpman, you’re a guest here, I’d appreciate it if you’d respect my others guests here as well
Amber Linden: name calling isn’t necessary
Jumpman Lane: i give respect whenit is given amber
Amber Linden: I’m asking you to respect me and my office hour
Jumpman Lane: but im not anybody’s flunky
Jumpman Lane: or punk or w/e
Amber Linden: surely that’s not too difficult?
Jumpman Lane: she started it and i’m gonna finish it with my foot in her crack
Kitty Beery: jumpman, please stop……
Jumpman Lane: nope amber it isnt
Amber Linden: I’m asking you to stop …
Jumpman Lane: sure
Amber Linden: thank you
IT PAYS TO HAVE FRIENDS
[2009/03/02 9:35] Zara Linden: hi jumpman, i won’t be able to attend the event. i did not know it was a stripper contest.
[2009/03/02 9:35] Jumpman Lane: what do u mean u cant
11:45] Zara Linden: all you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff (Torley
). i am sorry you didn’t get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman