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48 Responses to “GoDaddy.com Whacks NicholasMafia.com Website!!!”

1. 

   LOL
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   can the residents of SL get any more pathetic?
2. 

   George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of Men's Warehouse
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   Clearly the stupid e-drama hit critical mass and violently exploded.

   Now back to your regularly scheduled bouncing dicks and screaming rape cubes.
3. 

   godiddy i call bs
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   Can these stories get any more gay on the A.H? Now the mafia kiddies are balling about twisted love stories and what?protection?. lololololol Lets hear from Valentino, Zito, 187 and Bella. hell lets hear from Harry Linden himself, that should interesting reading. this story is fraught with bullshit. typical. anyone thats maintained a website knows the complaint process doesnt work like that with phone calls and such. and arent most these nicholas mafia stories self absorbed bullshit anyway? Who is this nicholas associate and why don’t you reveal their avatar name Pix? afraid it would reveal too much information for Harry? twisted jaded love stories, ROFL now the Herald has turned into soap opera digest. I vote for this nicholas “associate” to be the next post 6 grrrrl.
4. 

   We
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   I wonder if there’s a name for this private little fantasy world that it seems all members of the Nicholas Mafia reside in, where all attacks are something they’ve done, where all attacks against them are pathetic or “done by them themselves”, or where an abuse report CSR would say that a DoS attack by a half-baked retard like this was “Genius”.

   I mean, just about all members of the Nicholas mafia have shown themselves to be delusional as fuck in regards to their own grandeur, so I’m wondering if they’re required to get a lobotomy upon joining or what?
5. 

   Professor C
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   And the quality of the Herald goes right down the tubes. Does anyone really care about any of this other than the people this was written about?

   In short, No. In long Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

   The looks of this article are about as pathetic as … well I really can’t think of anything more pathetic than a bunch of children trying to act important and superior to everyone else on the grid just because they have formed a group and called it a Mafia.

   There are far bigger groups in Second Life that have far more influence than these. How about we get this place to start talking about decent things that happen on the grid instead of this pathetic crap.

   So was any of this article worth it?

   In short. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Yes I do watch Yahtzee why thank you)

   Oh and … In before Jumpman Lane talks about himself being so much better than the Mafia.
6. 

   HI HARRY! what the ****?
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   You put HI HARRY over your sim to wave howdy at Harry Linden? LMAO. Is this the kind of stuff pixel hackers do now in SL? LMAO even harder! You poor child. How old are you? 12, 13? You must be so awfully pathetic to GO THAT FAR in Second Life and risk everything you big risk taker you! SpongeBob or iCarly much? ROFLMAO! I agree with LOL’s comment, “Pathetic”. We should count how many times “pathetic” shows up in the blog responses on this one. See if it breaks any records. /me *smirks*
7. 

   lol
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   God, if I were them, I’d be embarrassed by these chatlogs. Seriously, they come across like a bunch of 12 year old kids.
8. 

   O.o
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   Uhm… Has anyone called Jerry Springer in on this yet?
9. 

   Alyx Stoklitsky
   

   Mar 2nd, 2009
   

   cool story bro
10. 

    Stephie Dawes
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    I have yet to see any of these “mafia members” post with proper grammar and spelling. Like lol said, they all sound like they’re 12-13 years old.
11. 

    Jumpman Lane
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    i’m down with the mafiosi i think thy are cool. only u suck corsi, i mean prof c. u bitch u!
12. 

    cookie
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    I’m glad to see a fan of zero punctuation in the comments here,and at the same time saddened to see my favorite tabloid dying like this.Before the herald was so bad-it was good…now it’s just bad…what a pitty…
13. 

    Jumpman Lane
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    fall dead cookie u dont run nothin around here u ho!
14. 

    Rag Tag
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    I thank its funny how someone posted things here under another name and the Santa Claus Mafia thanks its Zito. I personaly know 3 of those hammerheads have gotten personal info on people and used it. They try and make SL as the World Turns. Lol I would give em my number to see if they could hack my messages. Thats bullshit. I will tell you one thing those post about Roiad Map,Ape and Porno man wasnt from Zito. I am laughing my ass off at them now. LOL with what there doing Road Map isnt advising them well. I hope they like wearing orange and eating slop.
15. 

    QueenBe
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    Wow, it’s creepy to think of some of the things, nicholas sit and think about, “manic depressive” creepy. “False Delusions of Grandeur” is very consistent with being “manic depressive”.

    They, individually, sit all day in one room with 7 different pc’s running simultaneously, each on 25 alts, making the Linden’s Billionaires by personally Ruling and Running NOTHING.

    I am sure “HARRY” was elated to see his NAME on the SIMS, he actually OWN. And, he laughs every time he heads to the REAL LIFE BANK, to finance his REAL LIFE with the proceeds from monthly tiers, compliments of the Nicholass goons.

    (The stuff the “associate” nicholass says is just asinine and don’t make any sense)

    N E wayz…..

    Back to authentic mafia;

    You put a SL hit on a nic brod: *the “road map’s bitch” and all her alts*
    Action: They vanish * Poof – Forever gone from the grid*
    Results: Victory for you – Check Mate – Game Over

    I am DONE spending my time on the Nic group.
    No need to. I accomplished what I wanted.

    Lastly,

    I can only imagine the “Tale” they will come up with to explain
    lalalalalalalalalalalalalalllalalalalala’s sudden vanishing from the grid,
    only to “remake” and go UNDERGROUND due to “FEAR”. Whatever it is, they can tell it to someone who “give a phuck”, because I don’t. I know what happen, therefore, I won’t be back to hear their FAKE version of the truth in regards anything else.

    I am HAPPILY Living Nicholass FREE

    ciao
16. 

    Mr 1-8-7
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    hmm……….since when did 187 take credit for taking down some pathetic site ….now u did go to the bother taking the 187 site down….for all of 10 minutes *WHICH IN THAT 10 MINUTES A LEADER OF NICHOLAS INFORMED ME*THNX*……claps hands…..QUICK FIX =) i got told about this and excuse me i had to laugh..to think yourself big in anyway is just pure comedy NICHOLAS MAFIA ARM CHAIR PRODUCING YOU TUBE DIRECTORS,FORMED BY THE ELITE NOSE PICKING CREW OF SL
    YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET OUT FROM UNDER THE GIANTS SHOE
    KEEP EXPLOITING YOUR PATHETICNESS
    U ARE AND WILL NEVER BE NOTHING
17. 

    Godaddy
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    Don’t fuk wiv da daddy.
18. 

    FrizzleFry101
    

    Mar 2nd, 2009
    

    Wow, this is like watching the three stooges.

    >nicholas associate: But he will suffer
    >I hope he likes take-away

    Suffer the horrors of free delicious food, that’s pretty hardcore, you should also call and ask about about his refrigerator. Also your “women” are balding men like Meta Linden, deal with it, nerds.
19. 

    Professor C
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    @Jumpman Lane

    Are you running out of things to troll or are you actually a part of one of these little groups? I’ll be willing to bet you are. I would also bet you are underage for definite with the way you keep acting and carrying on, using the literacy skills of a grape. And you are supposed to own a magazine? I hope you have good editors/translators.
20. 

    anonymous
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    “The looks of this article are about as pathetic as … well I really can’t think of anything more pathetic than a bunch of children trying to act important and superior to everyone else on the grid just because they have formed a group and called it a Mafia.”

    I can. They come from 4 and 7 chan, post regularly in /b/, loooove childporn, and wear afro’s in SL and Habbo Hotel because they somehow think it will make them as cool as Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

    Personally, I browse 4chan as well, some good porn and funny shit coming by there. That is, in between the threads where hundreds of posts cry for “moar’ as soon as someone posts a photograph of their 11 year old niece in her uderwear. *throws up in his mouth a little*

    In before /b/tard bawwwwing.
21. 

    dickburns
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    @anonymous

    you failed it.

    /b/ is not pn

    4 and 7 are over run with furries.

    i guess you came close to making a point except that you are horribly misinformed and are using terms like “/b/” and “chans” in reference to the mighty nigras. the places you just admitted to hanging out in are widely known to be houses of furry-fail.

    basically you just admitted to being a furryfaggot and pedo… great job… no wonder you wanted to remain anonymous.
22. 

    We
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    @ And you are supposed to own a magazine? I hope you have good editors/translators.

    Mind you, it’s a magazine called “Slut Magazine”, I don’t think one purchases a copy of something like that expecting intelligent discourse and literary prowess.
23. 

    Neo Citizen
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    ‘anonymous’, I can’t think of any way to improve on what you just wrote.
24. 

    Professor C
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    @ We

    Good Point. And this is Second Life after all. The place people go to because their first life sucks.
25. 

    Jumpman Lane
    

    Mar 3rd, 2009
    

    @corsi prof c whoever: I’m age verified and deep homified witha variety of Lindens :p. both ur lives suck turdball. ur a gay rat in sl. and somebod sent me ur gay warblins on youtube. I’ll link it up bitch! i aint trollin im just commentin like everybody else. all this i bet this i bet that dont change ur queer rodentness :p.
    @we ur wrong and i hae excellent employees and we have freelnacers too like ex avastar employees, a Heralad employee, and a wow modelin contributer. we r gonna be a few days behind caws their crap is so good. waities! We also did a huge layout on Juro Kothari houses. he is afterall the greatest sl architect there ever was. caws we are “mischievous, stimulating, erotic, AND ILLUMINATING” HEHEHEHE if u chumps had a lil gumption to go along with urlil fantasies might make somethin outta ONE of ur lives :p
26. 

    Stephie Dawes
    

    Mar 4th, 2009
    

    @Jumpman Lane:

    You should really save yourself the humiliation and just stop talking. Or off yourself.
27. 

    We
    

    Mar 4th, 2009
    

    I would respond Jumpman, but I’m afraid I don’t speak retard, can you please paraphrase that in English?
28. 

    Jumpman Lane
    

    Mar 4th, 2009
    

    @stephie see here stink bitch. aspire more than to just havin a dick in ya mouth a dick in ya ass a dick in ya pussy and a dick in each hand. wiggle some balls with ya toes. hooker trick. hehehehehehe.
    @ we i was thinkin the same thang about ur post tard! hehehehe. it’s ok. i know u didnt have any kind of response. its what alla that crap u did type mean s so in the end YOU remain a chump and i remain Jumpman Lane hehehe WE
29. 

    General Drama
    

    Mar 4th, 2009
    

    I have to say, when one has to comment that the literary skills of /b/tards are a step up from those of some e-mafia, one has to boggle.
30. 

    Oh Lawd
    

    Mar 4th, 2009
    

    @ We
    Can you grow up and not be so second grade?
    God damn the retards and kids now a day’s playing Second Life….
31. 

    Baron Cuttlesmith von Blogharder, Esqu, MD
    

    Mar 6th, 2009
    

    Well well, this thread is more like it. This blog is like a brilliant display of some of the most moronic idiots in SL. Let’s get started.

    Professor C: Welcome to the Herald, the only source of SL Journalism that properly reflects SL, as it focuses on what SL is all about: drama, and stupidity. You and your ageplaying ways are a welcome addition.

    QueenBe: It’s difficult to try to divine just what you are trying to say, but that is only to be expected from an emotion-driven, vapid Blingtard slotcrotch. It is painfully apparent however that you are one of these roleplay mafia halffucks; the sort who tend to think that griefing each other for the honor of their sexual roleplay is worthwhile.

    Jumpman Lane: From your post, it is obvious that you have no command over the English language above that of a middle-school student. This is important, because if you are unable to even organize your thoughts in a rational manner via the written word (where one has the time and ability to structure thoughts more concretely), you have self-imposed mental retardation. If you cannot speak or reason clearly, you are but a street Howler Monkey. This is confirmed by your idiotic claims of power, your childish proclamations of authenticity, and your insults that are so basic and crude they don’t have any chance of making anyone angry, and instead inspire laughter at your failure.
32. 

    Stephie Dawes
    

    Mar 6th, 2009
    

    @Jumpman Lane

    Are you black? No really, I wanna know.
33. 

    Frosty
    

    Mar 9th, 2009
    

    I guess SL has become a haven for faggot ass little white kids to play gangster from the safety of their computer chair, huh?

    Sad.
34. 

    zitoisanutjob
    

    Mar 10th, 2009
    

    it’s hilarious to me such a delusional idiot like zito trolled the PN (who is so disorganized it cant even keep up with what it actually does or what people tell it that it does), engage in a conversation with one zito corleone aka zito carpaccio aka filter72 cobb. you will find that you have been epically trolled by one of the most retarded e-tards imaginable.
35. 

    Bc13.MakexItxBl33dx
    

    Mar 12th, 2009
    

    ROLFLMAO @ all of you
    you claim Nicholas is a bunch of “12 year olds”
    BUT when they leave a comment the grammar is actually in order
    i understand living in envy is hard, but lay-off it
    your weak attempts to insulting Nicholas go unheard practically unheard and IF heard they are LOL at so much
    you inspire more attacks for more BAWWWWING

    PN you have lost your drive, stop living and bragging on past attacks that “wuts-his-name-again” lead, ROFLCOpter your scripts are n00b, your attacks are n00b, you are n00b

    and bella Carlos your attempts to insult LaLa are also weak try not talking like a neggur

    Now Now Bc13 Mother Fucker
    Hang a Neggur
36. 

    Stephie Dawes
    

    Mar 12th, 2009
    

    @Bc13.MakexItxBl33dx:

    Where have they posted a comment that actually makes sense? Yours doesn’t count, btw since it’s just as bad.
37. 

    Darline
    

    Mar 15th, 2009
    

    What comes around goes around… the mafias in SL need to relize that because its citizens like me that are going to be the ones that ruin it for them.
38. 

    Johnny Drama
    

    Mar 16th, 2009
    

    Laughs @ Bc13.MakexItxBl33dx

    We know thats you road map. You been in college all your life to be a young republican and chase ambulances. Your grammer should be perfect. Cause your portfolio isnt cause of the help of Apealonna. If a Nicholas Mafia memember post anybodies personnal info I wil be on the 1st plane to the land of the Super Bowl and the Bucs! 45 min flights not long. Wish ya would get mine and knock on my door it wouldnt be answered with a gun. Only a fist.
39. 

    xBc13xMakexItxBl33dx
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    Wow, Johnny is that a promise? if I casually post your what you think is “personal-info” you will come see me?
    Your trying to be soooo hardcore, you sound so built up with all that testosterone, which must be a cover to make up, for the lack of testosterone.

    “Cause your portfolio isnt cause of the help of Apealonna”

    What could you possibly mean by that? I bet you your 500$ pay check i look better than you in real life as well as Second Life.

    But i do have some understanding to your rants, your a 30-40 year old boy, with daddy issues stuck in a mid-life crisis trying to regain that spark, but big man, you can’t get it back, they don’t make “ro-gain” for life, stop trying.

    Now now Darline, did your mommy did you, your gonna be that special citizen to take down the “mafia” world in second life, you and your mom really set your goals high huh? Go ahead fill you report out now

    Stephie nice try, maybe you should enlist in our fine US army, they seem to be open to idiots more so than anyone
40. 

    Bad Move
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    “What could you possibly mean by that? I bet you your 500$ pay check i look better than you in real life as well as Second Life.”

    LMFAO! We knew you would come back with some **** like that! ROFL! Vanity is one of your SUPREME weaknesses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    “Wow, Johnny is that a promise? if I casually post your what you think is “personal-info” you will come see me?
    Your trying to be soooo hardcore, you sound so built up with all that testosterone, which must be a cover to make up, for the lack of testosterone.”

    Bad move RoadMap! You just showed you’re begging for a six pack of whoopass to be opened up. We’d normally ask ya if you were sure that you really wanted to do that but it seems quite obvious now that you were…so we won’t! So here it comes…
    Enjoy…
41. 

    xXxXxxXxXbUtTsSzxXxTr33MeEmXxExExxXxXxXxXxXxX
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    YO FUCK U STOP MAKIN FUN OF ME JUST BECAUSE I ENJOY BEING AN E-ITALIAN AND INTERNET TOUGH GUY DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN YELL AT ME MY DAD DOES ENUF OF THAT ;_______________;
42. 

    Witness X
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    LOL, Dickburnz – this must be some new definition of “mighty” of which we were all previously unaware!

    From the PN Dictionary: mighty (adj.): Disability in organization, coherent group identity, technical skill, observational skill, social skill, personal hygiene, keeping their activities secret from their own parents and the ability to get a date on a Friday night (as evidenced by raid times generally being on Friday evenings).
43. 

    Witness Xtreme
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    from the Witness X dictionary:

    pro (adj.): DISHING OUT SICK BURNS ON COMMENTS SECTIONS OF INTERNET WEBSITES ABOUT CYBERSEX GAMES

    does that come bundled with a thesaurus and encyclopedia or something can i get the whole package deal cause it sounds fucking amazing. i can’t wait to hear some revisionist history of how many people claiming to have the spirit of a fox you’ve screwed online. i bet it was “over 9000″ (just a little ’4chan’ humor for ya. heh.)
44. 

    Johnny Drama
    

    Mar 17th, 2009
    

    Hey Bad Move he is mad cause he got everything wrong lol. He is the type of person that in school I would have flushed his head in a toilet full of piss and shit. I bet he played the skin flute in the band or a bonerphone. I struck a nerve bigtime. I love thriving on the santa claus mafia weakness. If you want to find out road map I am in the land of the pirates several times a year. Someone makes 500 a week couldnt manage that. Better yet meet me at Ballers. Oh wait! Your banned again and in a alt. Ambulance chasers are at the bottom of the ocean. Yall are lower then whale shit! I know alot of Ambulance chasers dont make 500 a week your probably one of them. The way you attacked me shows your weak and incompetant.
45. 

    Stephie Dawes
    

    Mar 18th, 2009
    

    Well I’m glad my post at least has convinced you to capitalize, although it seems you’re still missing that and some punctuation in your posts. Keep trying, you’ll get there eventually!
46. 

    xBc13xMakexItxBl33dx
    

    Mar 18th, 2009
    

    Lmao, a what bad move? A 6 pack of asswhooping? lmao sounds like redneck slang, or some old man stuck on WWE wrestling, so sad.

    Ambulance chasers? I believe you have me mixed up for someone else, do your research. Take your time and come up with who i am and win a prize. You act as if anyone on an alt account can not easily, yes very very easily pawn you, then laugh at you.

    Now why don’t you to hillbilly old men form some alliance; team up with Mr.187 (LMAO ceaser, girl friend still beating you up?) and Zito and back up some of that maybe view my myspace so your abused wives can oggle my pics

    b[R]oke-N-Cyde Will Never Die Neggur
47. 

    zxXxXxXxXp0wner9000eXxTrEMeExXxX
    

    Mar 18th, 2009
    

    heh. ill frreakin ‘pwon’ you on teh internet. dont freakin f*ck with me.
48. 

    NICHmafiaISDAlaughingSTOCKofSL
    

    Jun 5th, 2009
    

    “But anyway, GoDaddy just asked that we move the domain to another company,
    so I did. Need to move the content onto new servers too” – Kal Diavolo

    uh-huh, right! over 90 days and counting. wheres the followup story to this?

    L ___ T ___ D

    Laughing Our (collective) Asses Off!

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