Linden Lab Discriminates against Snails
by Happy Trails, Snail Activist
Now I'm not one to complain, but this is about as much as I can stand.
Linden Lab does not cater to snails; there are no snail sims, there are no snail clothing stores, very few snail skin makers, and no snail sex ball makers. There is one lousy snail animation that came with my avi, and that's it! How can I entwine in slime with my righteous babe-snail?
And when is the last time you saw a snail apartment building in SL? Shouldn't snails have a right to affordable housing just like everyone else?
Ok, I don't mean to be tacky, but this whole virtual world thing is one sticky wicket. I'm making a line in the sand and I dare anyone to step over it. Give me liberty or give me salt!
Linden Lab discriminates against everyone, not just invertibrate avatars.
Posted by: LOL | February 28, 2009 at 08:27 PM
Linden Lab does not appear to discriminate against those who can't spell 'invertebrate'
Posted by: Corona Anatine | March 01, 2009 at 01:11 AM
I lol'd
Posted by: Iadga Galicia | March 01, 2009 at 03:35 AM
Hillbillies feel yo' pain. They don't cater tu us, neither.
I'd be frends wif more snails but whenever I has 'em ovur they drinks the beer till it kills 'em.
Don't git in the salt!
Posted by: Pappy Enoch | March 01, 2009 at 08:17 AM
Heh, it really must have been a slow day at the Herald. LL doesn't provide housing, clothing or animations for any of it's residents. Residents do. So what's wrong with the snails in SL? Too lazy to build? You would prefer a socialist SL? Where LL, as the government, would provide everything for you?
Posted by: Imagin Illyar | March 01, 2009 at 08:29 AM
Didn't I read this article last year?
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | March 01, 2009 at 01:52 PM
I demand an apartment building that will only rent to people named Erreh Yue.
Posted by: Erreh Yue | March 01, 2009 at 02:36 PM
Oh, I forgot tu say, Mistophur Trails: look on the brite side o' this sad state o' snail-discrimernashun.
Yu cood be a slug. At least French folks luvs yu snails!
Posted by: Pappy Enoch | March 01, 2009 at 03:26 PM
Hell I pour salt on them and watch em dry up and die!
Posted by: Rag Tag | March 01, 2009 at 04:30 PM
LYXZEN KNOWS WHAT YOU BE FEELIN' YO SLUGMAN
Posted by: Nidol Slazar | March 01, 2009 at 06:51 PM
Sails got nice hats tho :D I seen snail wagons pulled by a snailslave, maybe a idea to put on wheels? You can do the snailrace.And waterslides for snails and and and,, use your imaginastion : Snail items!! The new business!
Regards
janeforyou
"fantasymaker"
Posted by: janeforyou Barbara | March 01, 2009 at 09:11 PM
Is Happy Trails really Nexeus Fatale?
Posted by: Mirageman | March 02, 2009 at 09:45 PM
Look up RacerX Gullwing, he likes snails too, even has giant snail races every sunday. XP
May have things for not so giant snails too.
Posted by: :D | March 10, 2009 at 05:29 AM
I feel you snaily.. I do I do... Perhaps you are alone in the metaverse and neen to take care for your self?
Snif, snif.
Posted by: Mony Markova | March 10, 2009 at 08:32 PM
If you think the Lindens are bad
Wait till you meet the French..........
Posted by: Archie Lukas | March 15, 2009 at 02:30 PM