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That black cat is watching some srs bsns on the screen there. That furry on the bottom is really getting it. umph umph. Moar moar meow meow... but which one is Plexus?
Don't get my intentions wrong. I'm not bashing the Lindens who are channers, or the people who don't like them. I just thought it was a good opportunity to do a funny lolcat. I'm friends with a few channers and haters myself.
GreenLantern Excelsior has once again proved himself to be a faggot, Frontier Linden has Asperger's Syndrome and tried to lure the much younger Maldavius Figtree to his house, Plexus Linden gives out private customer information (including credit cards) of anyone the JLU doesn't like (including landowners who ban JLU), Kalel Venkman previously worked on some of the shittiest videogames known to man, Kara Timtam has a linden alt account.
Angel Fluffy occasionally hid parts of spy pn irc chatlogs to stop certain raids from being stopped or countered, and was e-married to Frontier Linden through Frontier's alt account Effsey Nelson, causing several of Angel Fluffie's enemies or rivals to be banned before Frontier lost his ban powers. Corsi Mousehold regularly asks PN to help raid other furnation admins and generally stir up shit in ways that would help him gain more control over Furnation as a whole, the last time he was refused he put a PN msn address in a furnation group notice, knowing anyone who added it to their context would be doxed or raided, which happened to the 4 that did it. A handful of lindens are somewhat panicking over the possibility of being doxed after PN used an exploit to get into the linden facebook group under the name Nigra Linden.
I am repulsed by these inane accusations. If I had a Linden alt account, Second Life would be 99% griefer free by now. The JLU has no connection to Plexus Linden and in fact dislikes his brash reactions to handling troublesome users. Our method of following noobs around in Sandbox Cordova all day and ARing them for looking completely stupid is much more effective than just targetting one group at a time. As you can expect, he blew all of our secret operations when he involved himself in dealing with and shutting down the Woodbury sim, which was only temporary. Now their sim is overly paranoid about spies, and we will never forgive him for making the griefers to be more cautious around newcomers.
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Posted by: lolcats lol | May 10, 2008 at 02:52 PM
yawn.
Posted by: Pedro Naval | May 10, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Channers? eh? wot dat?
Posted by: Uncle Bill | May 10, 2008 at 04:38 PM
So?
I added JP Linden to the /b/tards group myself. We had a lovely chat <3
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | May 10, 2008 at 05:08 PM
THESE ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
Posted by: SPACETARD | May 10, 2008 at 05:24 PM
"GRRRRR HATE THOSE CHANNERS SO MUCH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE"
Welcome to Prokofyville. Here is your complimentary cat.
Posted by: Lord Kamina | May 10, 2008 at 05:50 PM
That black cat is watching some srs bsns on the screen there. That furry on the bottom is really getting it. umph umph. Moar moar meow meow... but which one is Plexus?
Posted by: waiting2chan | May 10, 2008 at 10:40 PM
Don't get my intentions wrong. I'm not bashing the Lindens who are channers, or the people who don't like them. I just thought it was a good opportunity to do a funny lolcat. I'm friends with a few channers and haters myself.
Posted by: Chloe Stewart | May 10, 2008 at 11:11 PM
Fail.
Posted by: um.. | May 10, 2008 at 11:34 PM
waiting2chan,
The orange one is Plexus, giving it to Kalel Venkman the way Frontier told him he likes it best.
Posted by: Kalel <3 Plexus | May 10, 2008 at 11:34 PM
What a surprise. You are doing it wrong.
Posted by: MachineCode | May 11, 2008 at 02:29 AM
waiting2chan: plexus is so lonely he runs two SL clients and pretends he's having furry sex with someone else over the internet
;_;
Posted by: anon | May 11, 2008 at 04:22 AM
nice try, but I find it not that funny.
here's a Linden dollah for the effort, dahling :)
Posted by: 2 cents | May 11, 2008 at 05:07 AM
Gotta love the lolcats!
Posted by: GreenLantern Excelsior | May 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM
I got a chuckle out of it!
Been a channer for many a year.
Most of them are meme dickriders who compensate their lack of creativity by just being crass.
Prove me wrong /b/.
Posted by: Aya Anabuki | May 11, 2008 at 05:45 PM
You have aids. thus, wrong.
Posted by: Dr. Internet | May 11, 2008 at 08:01 PM
@Aya Anabuki
Perhaps you would prefer /r9k/
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | May 11, 2008 at 10:41 PM
/r9k/ was good for all of a week.
Then the moralfags found it and drove it into the ground like a giant fail katamari ball.
Posted by: Lord Kamina | May 12, 2008 at 12:57 AM
What is a channer???
Posted by: Dummy?? | May 12, 2008 at 12:55 PM
I'm not certain, but I suspect it's like a "blogger", only with chat channels.
Posted by: Psion | May 12, 2008 at 06:54 PM
I HAS A KAROT!
Posted by: Ava Cartier | May 14, 2008 at 03:31 PM
GreenLantern Excelsior has once again proved himself to be a faggot, Frontier Linden has Asperger's Syndrome and tried to lure the much younger Maldavius Figtree to his house, Plexus Linden gives out private customer information (including credit cards) of anyone the JLU doesn't like (including landowners who ban JLU), Kalel Venkman previously worked on some of the shittiest videogames known to man, Kara Timtam has a linden alt account.
Let the shit throwing begin.
Posted by: FrazzleFrei | May 15, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Pardon?
Jargon - bugger me if I can understand it
Posted by: Archie Lukas | May 15, 2008 at 12:49 PM
inb4 plexus, kalel and kara rage with a alt names
Posted by: Rape-Ape | May 15, 2008 at 01:01 PM
Angel Fluffy occasionally hid parts of spy pn irc chatlogs to stop certain raids from being stopped or countered, and was e-married to Frontier Linden through Frontier's alt account Effsey Nelson, causing several of Angel Fluffie's enemies or rivals to be banned before Frontier lost his ban powers. Corsi Mousehold regularly asks PN to help raid other furnation admins and generally stir up shit in ways that would help him gain more control over Furnation as a whole, the last time he was refused he put a PN msn address in a furnation group notice, knowing anyone who added it to their context would be doxed or raided, which happened to the 4 that did it. A handful of lindens are somewhat panicking over the possibility of being doxed after PN used an exploit to get into the linden facebook group under the name Nigra Linden.
Posted by: FrazzleFrei | May 15, 2008 at 02:41 PM
I am repulsed by these inane accusations. If I had a Linden alt account, Second Life would be 99% griefer free by now. The JLU has no connection to Plexus Linden and in fact dislikes his brash reactions to handling troublesome users. Our method of following noobs around in Sandbox Cordova all day and ARing them for looking completely stupid is much more effective than just targetting one group at a time. As you can expect, he blew all of our secret operations when he involved himself in dealing with and shutting down the Woodbury sim, which was only temporary. Now their sim is overly paranoid about spies, and we will never forgive him for making the griefers to be more cautious around newcomers.
FrazzleFrei you can kiss my big fat rump.
<3
Posted by: Kara Timtam | May 15, 2008 at 08:10 PM
And lordy is it ever!
Posted by: Lord Kamina | May 15, 2008 at 11:31 PM