Geona Graves - Post 6 Robot Grrrrrl
by Alyx Stoklitsky
When Pixeleen paid me a random visit recently, we chatted briefly about the usual topics: Woodbury, drama, and Herald. When the subject of the Herald rolled around, she let slip that she was itching for more Mecha in the Post 6 articles – fortunate then, because I knew just the robot for the job.
Geona Graves has long been a frequent visitor to the various Woodbury locations, and I've long admired... her (?) various steel frames. Quizzed on its gender, the mech states that it is “technically without one” – but adds “If it is female in appearance...”
Known simply as Drilltits to her friends, her profile pic shows her grinning away with a seemingly feline expression, eyes glowing a bright, fluorescent green – though once prepared for her moment of internet fame, she adopted a more subtle look with half-lidded eyes, and stood with her drills perpetually spinning as I twirled my camera angles and fiddled with windlight's environment settings.
(Let it be known that I felt like a huge pubfag at this point.)
A top hat will instantly increase your social status.
I should probably make a joke here about piercing through the heavens or something.
Posted by: Lord Kamina | May 16, 2008 at 06:31 PM
@Lord Kamina:
Well, there *is* a Gurren Lagan logo there...
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | May 16, 2008 at 07:35 PM
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted by: Gurren Lagann | May 16, 2008 at 08:00 PM
Completely unarousing. I'm sure it is an interesting individual... but I prefer not to lube with WD40.
Posted by: Winter | May 16, 2008 at 08:22 PM
4rth pic is awesome ^^ Glad to see a non-human post 6
Posted by: Rawst Berry | May 17, 2008 at 04:13 AM
Face palm....
I need to...
Crash sim now..
To get this image out of my head...
To the GRIEF MOBILE!
Posted by: O_o | May 17, 2008 at 04:14 AM
For the record Winter, I'm pretty glad you aren't. :D
Posted by: Geoners | May 17, 2008 at 01:06 PM
If ANYONE is turned-on by this, s/he has a serious problem and should be put to death immediately.
Posted by: Ava Cartier | May 17, 2008 at 02:47 PM
DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE
Posted by: anon | May 17, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Haven't you guys herd? Robot Vagina's are the new Fashion craze in this wack-a-do world....wack a do, wack a do
Posted by: Aya Pelous | May 17, 2008 at 07:23 PM
Hawt
Posted by: Chav Paderborn | May 17, 2008 at 08:14 PM
Oh great. Now I can't leave a comment on a public forum without being stalked. Geona, get a life.
Posted by: Ava Cartier | May 17, 2008 at 10:28 PM
That's not a robot - that's a human with loads of cones and cubes and stuff stuck to it. Like something out of low-budget 1960's sci-fi tv.
Posted by: like_ummm | May 18, 2008 at 03:15 AM
lol Ava, you got NO IDEA :D rule 34 should ring a bell.
seriously dont google it, be happy. Ignorance is bliss... I wish I didnt have any idea still X.X
Posted by: LOL | May 18, 2008 at 05:49 AM
1)
Completely unarousing. I'm sure
this suggest you read 'post 6 ' articles to get aroused by pictures of avatars
fine next patient please
2)
and should be put to death immediately.
Good idea - lets immedaitely exterminate all and anyone who is even slightly diferent from the acceptable social norm
cremate the mech fags now now now now
kill them NOW
kill them all NOW
kill and destroy there is nothing true but hate
Posted by: Corona | May 18, 2008 at 08:19 AM
I dont think this is meant as a turn-on. Rather a feature.
Not every Post 6 is about tits and sex, you stupid horny retards.
Learn to kill yourselves.
Posted by: Dr. Internet | May 18, 2008 at 09:01 AM
Says he doesnt grief, sure as hell cant write either.
*Listens to bells tolling*
They toll for the Herald.
Posted by: TossThis | May 18, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Tron Bonne called, she's pissed you raised her warehouse.
Posted by: Purrrple | May 18, 2008 at 01:38 PM
I like how all the comments take it as though it was serious or something.
Posted by: Geoners | May 18, 2008 at 04:05 PM
yeah totally
Posted by: diggernicks | May 18, 2008 at 06:59 PM
*Dr. Internet: "Not every Post 6 is about tits and sex, you stupid horny retards."
It's not? Seriously? Well damn my hide! I thought Post 6 was one of the last politically incorrect sexist bastions of tits and sex in the Metaverse. However magnetically attractive Geona may be, I urge the Herald to go back to good old-fashioned T&A and bring back the Baywatch Babes and more chicks with gravity-defying boobies, then we sick, old pervs can get our rocks off ogling pixilated porn puppets.
Now, where's my WD40 gone?
Posted by: Sigmund Leominster | May 18, 2008 at 09:07 PM
Ahhh.... I love being taken seriously here, always adds a chuckle to my day. Like I'd lube up with WD40 anyway.
That's a mistake you don't make twice.
Posted by: Winter | May 19, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Like I'd lube up with WD40 anyway.
That's a mistake you don't make twice.
Twice ?
you have tried it then ?
do you perchance ues solvol autosol for toothpaste and KY jelly for rust prevention ?
Posted by: Corona | May 20, 2008 at 08:25 AM
Nobody got the Tron Bonne reference? Man I AM obscure in my geekdom.
Posted by: Purrrple | May 21, 2008 at 05:28 AM
Well forgive me if I was bored with the never ending stream of anne-rose-skinned avatars with giant tits.
Posted by: Alyx Stoklitsky | May 21, 2008 at 07:27 AM
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Posted by: Reverie | May 23, 2008 at 10:47 PM
Next Week; Nikola Skirikawa. How do I know?
It's called foreshadowing kids!
*dum dum DUUUUUUUM*
Posted by: Purrrple | May 26, 2008 at 10:02 PM