Lag

by Kris Dibou, warrior poet/pirate

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The cowboy said 'Draw your piece'
And he blew me all to rags;
My gun went off when he had left,
I die while Linden lags.

I flew into a secured land,
I had 1 minute to pack my bags;
Now I'm banned from my friend's land,
Alone while Linden lags.

The pirates will do battle today,
My cursor zigs and zags;
But my avatar will not move,
I sink while Linden lags.

Weddings are a disaster here,
The groom freezes, the bride nags;
He said 'I do' after she had left,
They part while Linden lags.

My car sat at the starting line,
Bling flew from my new mags;
My pink slip gone before I moved,
I walk while Linden lags.

When Armaggedon finally comes
And we all wear body tags;
I will still be at my keyboard,
Left here while Linden lags.

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copyright (c) 2007 - Kris Dibou - used by the gracious permission of the author.

Comments

[Angel]

To start with God said, "Let's have light."
He divided the wrong from the right.
He then made a garden,
Gave Adam a hard on,
And said, "You'll find Eve before night".

Kris... for our sake. Please LOG OUT NOW.

[Angel]

LOL @ "Posted by SLHerald on November 08, 2007 at 07:07 PM in Herald Literary Suppository"

Are you telling us to shove it up our arses?

[GreenLantern Excelsior]

Well done, Kris. Good effort. It's a little surprising that no one has tried to write another stanza using an offensive term for Furnation residents.

[like_ummm]

anyone got any other words that rhyme with 'lags'?

this poetry is reminiscent of sheep *dags*
this poetry could only be written by someone who never *shags*
this poetry must have been drawn straight out of *shitbags*
after reading this poetry everyone *gags*
to write poetry this bad you would have to be on your *rags*

[Cocoanut Koala]

Now this is good.

coco

[PN = Closet Furry = Drama Whore]

GreenLantern, here you go...

PN came and lulzed it up,
yelled "yiff in hell furfag";
Lolcubes spawn, crash the sim
I freeze as Linden Lags.