Op/Ed: Herald Condemns Wei's Stance on Prim Babies

Candidate Romana Wei: Put the Prim Babies to Work

Several Days ago, the Herald reported the efforts of Mrs. President Chomsky in her crusade against blingtard moms who leave their prim babies at home while they go ho-ing in Second Life sex clubs. The Herald applauds Mrs. President in this endeavor, and we must also pause to condemn SL Presidential Candidate Ramona Wei, (photo via M is for MYG)who is on exactly the wrong side of this issue. In her view it is not the blingtard moms that are the threat but the babies themselves. She complains that their prim footprint is too large and that they should be put to work. We are *appalled* by her remarks in M is for Myg:

Romana Wei: when we have prim babies, we increase the size of our global footprint and we contribute more prims to global lag
Romana Wei: you know it’s time that you stopped working for your prim babies and put your prim babies to work for you
Romana Wei: that’s why all prim babies will have to work in strip clubs as drink caddies
Romana Wei: yes, they take valuable resources from our planet–is it so much to ask that they bring us a drink when we are thirsty and food when we are hungry and a condom when we want some?
Sable Slade: the little babies are cute!
Romana Wei: yes, Sable, cute but deadly
Romana Wei: deadly for our economy

We urge all responsible citizens to vote against candidate Wei in the upcoming elections.

Comments

[Joshua Nightshade]

Slow news day huh?

"SL Presidential Candidate"

...wtf is this now? another fantasy role playing world?
(oh duh... in SL, everything is a fantasy crap.)

[Nacon]

(god damn typepad account get fucked up with firefox, that was me before this post)

[Zombie Vonnegut]

Can someone please read that back to me, I think these pills are messin' with my head.

[Ketter McAllister]

"global lag"

Does Al Gore know about this?

[Mygdala March, Campaign Manager for Wei '08]

Oh, how typical - the radical liberal left-wing media skewing the issue again!

[urizenus]

Oh really Ms. March. How is it we have "skewed" the issue by publishing Candidate Wei's own words? I'd say instead that the operative word is "skewered" -- as in "the morally flawed candidate was skewered by her own ill-considered words."

[Mygdala March, Campaign Manager for Wei '08]

No comment.

[urizenus]

typical spin doctor tactic.

[Nacon]

Well she did commented something on her last post.